Friday 30 September 2011

Session 23








Right, well we keep getting our YouTube account taken down so the vids will be done slightly differently  now! Wankers...

Cheers to J for some of the content this week, as I'm starting to run out of shit! Hopefully you will of all forgot the earlier sesions and I can just repeat that for all time!

Enjoy



SONG OF THE DAY

Song of the day comes from a band called anal cunt! Gotta love it




PICS
If you can't see the image properly, click on it



The innocence of age



One fuck coming up



True



It doesn't even make sense!



We have all been there



I often think about this



How?????????????????????



I want one



Happy new year... ass hole



Take it



Go figure



Bring it on



Now you know



You had me at hello



FAIL



You know its true!



Explains everything



so true



Good to know



You fucking know it



How does that work!



lol



Hell hath no fury...



Women drivers



Justice at its best



Sounds fair



I want that app



Sign me up



Jammy bastard



lol



Fucking emo's



stand up immediatly



The real Da Vinci code



And Again...



Completly idiot proof



I wonder what the reply letter was



pimp my ride, Iraqi style



Foor nipple!



Cool shit


Thank god for the patriot act!





GIFS
If the GIF isn't moving, click on it




Skills








WTF








So thats where he lives!







Boom








WTF!








Try this now!




Holy Fuck








How to secure a hug








No wonder they are almost extinct








Don't mess








Now imagine waking up and seeing that crawling on your face!








Say cheese







Smooth








I like to watch kids get hurt!








Different I suppose






INFLATION
Back in the day when a pound meant something!




























FACEBOOK
This week's best and worse from the world of Facebook















THE FACE OF SPORT

Within that brief moment when athletic becomes weird, there is sure to be a dude with a camera!

























COMIC STRIP













































JOKES


I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.


I burst into a hotel I was passing with a young girl over my shoulder last night.
"Please, I've just found her unconscious in the street," I panted. "I think she's taken an overdose of drugs."
"Shall I phone an ambulance?" the receptionist panicked.
"No," I replied. "I want a room."


If my Sky Internet gets any slower by the time this video has downloaded the girl in it will be legal.


I was serving this smug cunt in a suit in Burger King when he asked, "So, do you enjoy your job then?"
"Yeah, it's ok," I replied.
He said, "I'm designing a robot that, in years to come, will take your place."
"Good luck teaching it how to spit," I said, handing over his burger.


Google has just reached its 13th birthday.
I suppose now any searches we make will be returned with
"Oh, do I bloody have to?!" or "I hate you!".


I've just ordered the personal number plate BAA BAA.
Should look cool on my black jeep.

My teenage daughter came home in a rage. "I've just done sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!"
I put down my paper: "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."




VIDEOS























GIVE IT LARGE THIS WEEKEND