Session 69

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Session 69, hehe we're such children here! Well the Olympics is finally behind us and so too will the spastic Olympics soon and we can all get on with real sport, football! (Fuck you Van Persie) We are keeping it simple this week, so enjoy

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AUTOCORRECT
A collection of SMS messages that have gone slightly wrong!

FACEBOOK

This week's best and worse from the world of Facebook

FAIL

A short collection of FAILS from the week

SPACEDICKS
God help us. A collection of what the net is actually good for... Fucked up shit in all its forms

JOKES

What's a porn stars favourite drink?

7Up in cider

So...

Blacks are the best runners..

Whites are the best swimmers..

And the polar icecaps are melting....

Evolution at work.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "I came first in the Olympics and they gave the medal to the twat on my back."

I was watching the women's hockey with my girlfriend and started taking the piss when they only got bronze.

"There's nothing wrong with bronze" she mocked "It's nothing to be ashamed of at all!"

Yet when I told her later that she's the third best girlfriend I've had, she went fucking mental!

Lots of women ask me for sexual favours.

Usually it's "Please, don't have sex with me"

Sex with my wife has depreciated like Coca Cola.

"Cocaine", "Caffeine", "Light" and now "Zero"

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BE SLICK THIS WEEKEND PEOPLE

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