So we finally got a stern letter from someone declaring our piracy of material and a prompt threat of court action! So here on out there will be no more comics as they don't like us using their stuff and besides they were crap anyways!
BritPod 101 is out now, check it out, its almost as crap as this!! www.britpod.com
We have tons of vids this week so hope you have a while to pour through this weeks Therapy Session
Enjoy
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A collection of SMS messages that have gone slightly wrong!
A collection of SMS messages that have gone slightly wrong!
DON'T EVEN REPLY
Below is the transcript of an email conversation with someone who placed an online advert on Craiglist
Original ad:
PLASMA HDTV - $850
I'm selling my 42" 720p Samsung Plasma TV (PN42A410). I bought it a year ago and there is nothing wrong with it. I just want to get a bigger TV with more P's.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
hey will you take $700 for it
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
You are asking me to drop the price by $150. I am willing to do this if you let me shoot you in the groin with my paintball gun 20 times in a row. You can't wear a cup. I get to set the velocity to 450 FPS.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
seriously?
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Yes. 20 shots and its yours.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
uhh no. hows $750 sound
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Do you have a girlfriend? If you do, and she is hot (I'll need pics), and she blows me, you can have the TV for $750. You can't watch either.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
fuck off dude
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Tell you what, I'll sell it to you for $900 and you won't have to do any of that stuff.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
wtf your ad said $850
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
I added $50 for you trying to haggle me. I'll remove this $50 haggling fee if you let me break an empty vodka bottle over your head.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
fuck off
From **************@comcast.net to Me
A TV like that goes for $699 brand new at Best Buy. I'll give you $400 for it?
From Me to **************@comcast.net
For $400, I will cut the TV in half with a sawzall and give you half of it. Which half would you like? The left half has all of the HDMI inputs, and the right half has the power/channel/input buttons.
From **************@comcast.net to Me
I guess I'm going to Best Buy...
From Me to **************@comcast.net
WAIT! Before you go to Best Buy, consider my new offer:
I'll sell you the TV for my new low price of $800. Also, I was planning on leaving it on a paused frame of gay porn all weekend so it would be burned into the screen, but I won't do this if you accept my offer within the next 10 minutes.
From cory ***** to Me
ill give you $600 cash for your tv
From Me to cory *****
Sounds good! When can you come get it?
From cory ***** to Me
where do you live?
From Me to cory *****
**** *******
From cory ***** to Me
well ya i know that but like whats your address
From Me to cory *****
I'm not telling you that. Sorry, but I just don't trust people from the internet.
From cory ***** to Me
well do you want to deliver it to my place?
From Me to cory *****
And get kidnapped? I don't think so.
Here's how it is going down: We'll meet Sunday afternoon in a crowded part of town. Lets say High St, by the courthouse. I'll be walking towards Market St and you'll be walking away from it at precisely 1:00 (when the courthouse clock goes off.) Have a black suitcase ready with $600 in unmarked, non-sequential US twenty-dollar bills. I'll have a suitcase as well, and be wearing a black suit. Tell me what you plan on wearing. We will accidentally bump into each other, drop our suitcases, and pick up the other person's suitcase and continue walking. The suitcase you pick up will have a key inside it to a 1998 Ford Econoline that will be parked on Miner Street. Use the key to open the back of the van, which will have the TV inside of it. Take the TV, and leave the key in the van. You will be watched so don't try anything funny. If the suitcase does not have $600 in it, the van will be destroyed.
Does this work for you?
From cory ***** to Me
no wtf
From Me to cory *****
why not?
FACEBOOK
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PHILOSOPHY OF THE WEEK
Here's the deal. There is a dude on YouTube called Jay Herrod who's life mission is to upload weird videos of himself giving the world advice. Here is this weeks...
FAIL
A short collection of FAILS from the week
JOKES
JOKES
I was talking to my Grandfather at my 30th birthday party, ''Wow 30 years, you know what I haven't had in about 30 years?'' he asks.
''A hard penis.'' I said sending my friends into laughter.
''No!'' he replied winking, ''A baby sucking my cock!''
My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now.
I always wondered what kept them together.
Then I saw the swear jar.
"Now then" said the Doctor, "if you can remove your trousers and slip your underwear off for me... Thank you. And jump lightly on the spot.. good, good. Nice swing. Now if you can bend over this desk.. place your hands on top. Excellent. Hold still please, you will feel a little cold gel on your anus."
"Doctor?"
"Hmm?"
"Do you do this to all your assistants when they first visit the Tardis?"
Rainwater appears to be leaking through the roof of my aviary.
It's really getting on my tits.
'Your honour, not only do I deny all of the charges, I am actually seriously offended. At no point did I tell him to "fuck off back to India". I am not ignorant - I am well aware that the greasy little cunt is a Paki.'
I went to visit my mum yesterday and noticed her cat wasn't around.
"Where's old Ginger?" I asked.
"He's gone to Pussy Heaven" she sniffed.
"Wow!" I said, "I was there last night, I didn't know he was a member."
"What would you like for breakfast, crunchy nut?" I asked my son.
"I'll have toast, and stop mocking my psoriasis," he replied.
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HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
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