Friday 31 August 2012

Session 71














Big session this week! Might be worth going to make a cup of tea whilst your computer loads for this bad boy!

Therapy Sessions thoughts are with the folks down the Marbella this week as the city is ablaze by all accounts!

Settle in and enjoy...






SONG OF THE DAY

For you Neil. RIP Spaceman





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AUTOCORRECT
A collection of SMS messages that have gone slightly wrong!












FUN WITH SUSHI





















DON'T EVEN REPLY
Below is the transcript of an email conversation with someone who placed an online advert on Craiglist


FACEBOOK
This week's best and worse from the world of Facebook












DISABLED WAR VETS TAKE ON THE SPARTAN RACE!















WE LOVE NICK CAGE AND SO SHOULD YOU!







































THE ULTIMATE FISH RESTAURANT









FAIL
A short collection of FAILS from the week












SPACEDICKS
God help us. A collection of what the net is actually good for... Fucked up shit in all its forms











JOKES



My gay son came downstairs today and said, "Dad, have you seen the straighteners?"

"Yeah, right here, son," I replied, massaging my knuckles.







RIP Neil Armstrong. The man responsible for the United States' most unique achievement: planting the Stars and Stripes somewhere without having to kill anyone.







My gold plated butt-plug business is being sued by Apple.

Apparently they have a patent for overpriced crap for arseholes.








So Anders Breivik only got 21 years for killing 77 people..

I can't wait for One Direction's Norway tour..I'll probably only get a fine.








I was just about to place my chips on the roulette table at the casino when the African man standing next to me gave me a nudge and said, "Black, 33."

I shook his hand and said, "White, 28."







My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers.

It gets his Snickers in a Twix.







I have recently become a Father again, having had 5 boys.

If I'm being honest, I never expected the Catholic Church to let me back in.








Police have reported that with further observation, it turns out the lion in Essex is just a snow leopard with a spray tan and hair extensions.






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HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND